The Candy Wrap

Alright, C August, that's me timberland
What no Timberland? How much?
Just C August here we go
I love candyy'all i love candy
I love candy the taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
I like it all so come on
And let a brother eat

'Cause it's the 15th
And yeah I just got paid
I'm working hard for my money
To fulfill what I crave
Not girls or cars or power and respect
But to have all the candy
One could possibly collect in my backyard
In a fort that I built
It has three candy aisles and
A freezer full of milk turned ice cream
You know
Mixed with oreos and some butterfinger bebes
Woo, that sounds great
Give me two, give me three
Matter'fact give me four-
Gallons of the mess that make
My belly hit the floor
I'll eat it (rawr) until my teeth rot
Just to see the center of
That tootsie roll pop

I love candy, i love candy
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweets
There's nothing like some candy to make
A brother want to eat i love candy
I love candy the taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
There's nothing like some candy to make
A brother want to eat

I murder trans fats yet I have sans belly
I spread jelly on my
Deli disappears like macavelli
Bam! It's gone and it's just not funny
I ate so much, I got a cramp in my tummy
'Cause I went swimmin'
Nothin' like a summer snack
I'll eat it under water just
Like a shark attack or while I'm sunbathing
Come on, I need a hand
Okay I'll come back from my fantasy land
Back here to my house in candy land
Where I'm the prince, the
Queen, and, you know, the king
And I kick it with the
Sweet tart necklace bling
And top it off with a big ole ring
Pop it in your mouth till the flavor dies
When it all runs out
You'll see a grown man cry i used to beg
But now I eat you know
I make my money just to buy my treats

I love candy, i love candy
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
There's nothing like some candy to make
A brother want to eat i love candy
I love candy the taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
There's nothing like some candy to make
A brother want to eat

I finish my sandwich so I can have my pudding
I swallow whole Reese cups
You ask "How could he?"
I tunnel the funnel cakes down the right pipe
How could I be wrong if it tastes so right?
If you didn't know
Let me bring you the news:
I'm a skinny dude with a love for food
If you don't understand
This should give you a clue:
Chris is to kit-kats like women are to shoes
"A smart healthy snack
" what does that even mean?
Your diet is whack, mine's
Like a real-life dream
With a six-foot twix playing tag in the park
And a sugar daddy yellin', "Son
Be home before dark!"

So unwrap this rap, unsnap the snap
I gotta make room for my two-o'clock snack!
Lions, tigers, gummy bears oh my!
My life is complete
I'm so happy I could die

I love candy, i love candy
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
There's nothing like some candy to make
A brother want to eat i love candy
I love candy the taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
There's nothing like some candy to make
A brother want to eat

Reese's cups sour patch kids aww
Yeah haribo gummy bears, anybody?
You know, that kind in
The gold package name-brand, baby
None of that cheap stuff only the
Best where's my buncha crunch? Yeah