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Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy

2013 • Tour Demos 2013

Song For a Guilty Sadist

2013 • Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid

Only Everyone Can Judge Me

2013 • Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid

2013 • Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid

2013 • Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid

I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards

2010 • On the Road to a Very Bad Place

Welcome To Castle Irwell

2010 • James Is Going To Die Soon

2013 • Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid

It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either

2012 • Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part III: The Bards Mard

2020 • Fist Me ’Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

Hi Dan How R U Miss U

2021 • Just Popping In To Say Hi

The Yolk That Fell Out

2020 • Fist Me ’Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

2019 • Wearing Beige On A Grey Day

Crumpledbigskin

2021 • Just Popping In To Say Hi

2020 • Fist Me ’Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)

2020 • Fist Me ’Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

All Songs

(Onion) Garden Fart (Onion)

A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights

A Fart At Night Resets The Balance

A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields

A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned

All My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than One Minute

An Academics Lament On Barbie

An Intimate Message

Anti-Capitalism Is A Great Marketing Technique

Baby Self-Absorbed

Break Stuff (Limp Bizkit)

Care Not For Your Clubnights

Choo-Choo-Choose Me

Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck

Chuck And Buck, Suck And Fuck!

Coffee and Blunts

Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of The Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)

Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)

Crumpledbigskin

Crywank Are Posers

Dan Talking About Crisps (Live)

Deep Down I'm American Werewolf

Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten

Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith

Do You Have PPE For Self-Esteem?

Don't Listen To This Song

Don’t Forget To Like Share and Subscribe

Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole

Drunk & Lonely On A Sofabed

Ego Is a Phoenix

Everyone Liked Me When I’m Alone

Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2

Falling Down A Hole

Forlorn Leghorn

GB Eating GB While Listening to GB

Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening To Gb

Graph Paper (Algorhythms)

Guess Who Likes You

Harvey Milk Shit On The Table

Hi Dan How R U Miss U

I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards

I Am a Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards

I Am A Rockstar Who Is Really Cool And Sexy

I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me

I Dance To Trance In Garbage Pants (Daggermouth)

I Don’t Know About What Happened... (Because Once You Start Writing It All Becomes Fiction)

I Left You To Fuck A Hole I Dug In The Earth

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part I: Bicker Man

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part II: Stretch Armstonk

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part III: The Bards Mard

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part IV: Just Potatoes

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part VII: Merry Sage of Perspective

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part II)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part III)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part IV)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part V)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VII)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VIII)

I Think I’m Dying and I’m Doing Nothing About It

I’ll Have Some In a Bit

I’ll Have Something In A Bit

If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up

Is That Crazy Enough For Ya’? Want Me To Shit On The Floor?

It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)

It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either

Langdon Alger (Entitled Monster)

Late Night People Watching

Lepidopterophobia

Life Is Life and That’s So Deep

Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)

Memories Elephant

Monarch of the Glen(da)

Ms Jackson (Outkast)

Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)

Obsessive Muso With No Friends

On My Mind By Kylie V By Crywank

One Hundred Million Years Ago A Hero Crossed The Land

Only Everyone Can Judge Me

Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy

Roll-on Deoderant

Song For a Guilty Sadist

Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips

Story of the Lizard and the Sock

The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing

The Poured Boy Of Kutná Hora

The Yolk That Fell Out

There All Is Aching

Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend (feat. Commuted)

This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)

Thomas Saunders Gang Chant

Thomas Saunders Gangchant

Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber

Thoughts on Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging With A Profit-Based Print Media

Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House

Trying To Pass Off Playing Merge Games As A Form Of Meditation

Two Ships (The Anarchist Pizza Society Cover)

Unassimilated Normie

Veggie Buddhist Eco Prince

Waste / I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards

We Don’t Practice

Welcome To Castle Eughggughghgughg

Welcome To Castle Irwell

What Went Down At Holding Hands Peak

When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse

Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings?

You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity

You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)

Your Own Worst Enemy Critic

Youreyeah (Title Fight)

Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah And Sirens

Trivia about Crywank

What are the main songs by Crywank?: The main songs by Crywank are “Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy”, “Song For a Guilty Sadist”, “Only Everyone Can Judge Me”, “Memento Mori”, and “I Am Shit”.
What is the latest album by Crywank?: The latest album by Crywank is “Just Popping In To Say Hi”, released in 2021 with 11 tracks.
What is the oldest album by Crywank?: The oldest album by Crywank is “On the Road to a Very Bad Place”, released in 2010 with 6 tracks.
What is the most successful song by Crywank?: The most popular song by Crywank is “Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy”, from the album “Tour Demos 2013”, released in 2013.
How many albums has Crywank released?: Between 2010 and 2021 Crywank released 21 Albums

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