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The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album (Side One)

2020 • The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album

Thunderbirds Are Coming Out

1998 • www.tism.wanker.com

Saturday Night Palsy

1988 • Great Truckin’ Songs of the Renaissance

Greg! The Stop Sign!

1995 • Machiavelli and the Four Seasons

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

2004 • The White Albun

Defecate On My Face

1985 • This Is Serious Mum

I Go To Werribee

1985 • This Is Serious Mum

The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator

1988 • Great Truckin’ Songs of the Renaissance

The TISM Finance Plan Offer

1990 • Hot Dogma

They Shoot Heroin, Don’t They?

1990 • Hot Dogma

Gas! Gas! – An Ecstasy of Fumbling

1991 • Gentlemen, Start Your Egos

Lose Your Delusion I

1993 • Australia The Lucky Cunt

How Do I Love Thee?

1995 • Machiavelli and the Four Seasons

What Nationality Is Les Murray?

1995 • Machiavelli and the Four Seasons

2Pot Screama – A Rock Opera In One Act

2001 • De Rigueurmortis

The Horse, Not The Horse Shit

2001 • De Rigueurmortis

All Songs

!UOY Sevol Natas

(he'll Never Be An) 'ol Man River

(i Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out

(i'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Fur

(I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture

(there's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite

2Pot Screama – A Rock Opera In One Act

40 Years - Then Death

A Face Full Of Divertamenti

A Faceful Of Divertimenti

A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, But I Drink to Get Pissed

Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

All Homeboys Are Dickheads

All Ordinaries Index

Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk'

And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'wanna Play Kick To

And The Ass Said To The Angel: Wanna Play Kick To Kick?

Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner

As Seen On Reality

Australia - The World's Suburb

Babies Bite Back

Backstage With Ron Hitler

Bash This Up Your Ginger

Been Caught Wankin'

Bishop = Handjob

Cerebral Knievel

Choose Bad Smack

Clarse Distinction

Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched

Consumption Tax

Crime Against The Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo

Dazed And Confucious

Death Death Death

Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway

Defecate On My Face

Denial Works For Me

Describe The Worst Headjob I’ve Ever Had? Fantastic!

Diffident Strokes

Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen

Eckermann Is Very Silly

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Ex Malcolm X (Extract)

Existentialtism

Ezra Pound - Axe King

Ezra Pound - Axe King 2

Fatboy Slim Dusty

Fielding at Long-On (Part 1)

Fourteen Years In Rowville

Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em - The Lot Of 'em

Gas! Gas! – An Ecstasy of Fumbling

Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling

Geniuses Are Turds (Extract)

Get Thee In My Behind, Satan

Get Thee To A Nunnery

Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown

Give Up For Australia

Gotta Root Out Of It

Great Expectorations

Greg! The Stop Sign!

Hello To All Our New Tism Fans

Honk If You Love Fred Durst

How Do I Love Thee?

I Abhor This Senseless Waste of Violence (Extract)

I Don't Want Tism, I Want A Girlfriend

I Drive A Truck

I Go To Werribee

I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford

I'm Interested In Apathy

I'm Into Led Zep

I’d Be Happier If I Was More Depressed

If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arterie

If You Want The Toilet, You're In It

If You're Creative, Get Stuffed

If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished

If You're Ugly, Forget It

In Defense Of Poetry

It’s Novel. It’s Unique. It’s Shithouse.

Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge

Jesus Pots The White Ball

Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode

Julius Seizure (act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)

Jung Talent Time

Kate, Fischer Of Men

Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad

Kevin Borich Expressionism

Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1

Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2

Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4

Kevin Borich Expressionism Parts 1,2 And 4

Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush

Let's Club It To Death

Let's Form A Company

Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli

Lillee Caught Dilly Bowled Milli Vanilli

Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr

Lose Your Delusion I

Lose Your Delusion Ii

Loser, Losing, Lost

Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow

Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow

Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo

Michael Hutchence In Hell

Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt

Mistah Eliot - He Wanker

Morrison Hostel

Mourningtown Ride

Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General

My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea

Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Repre

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The House Of Representatives

Nick Cave And Jim Morrison Play Kick To Kick

Phillip Glass’s Arse

Play Mistral For Me

Professor Derrida Deconstructs

Pus Of The Dead

Put Your Dog To Sleep

Rebel Without A Paunch

Recorded By JJJ, 24-1-’93, Melbourne Showgrounds

Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg

Ron Hitler Barassi Talks About How He Does It

Saturday Night Palsy

Slave To The Economist

Somebody Start A Fight Or Something

Sorted For D ‘N’ M

State Schools Are Great Schools

Strictly Loungeroom

Subliminal Satanic Message

Tale Of Two Faeces

Teenage Fucking Jesus

Ten Points For A Razor Scooter

The Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner

The Art-income Dialectic

The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand

The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped

The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped

The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie

The Ballad Of Paul Keating

The Ballad Of The Semetic Nazi

The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi

The Birth Of Uncool

The Fosters Car Park Boogie

The Fosters Carpark Boogie

The History of Western Civilisation

The Horse, Not The Horse Shit

The Judeo-christian Ethic

The Last Australian Guitar Hero

The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm

The Love You Take Equals The Love You Make So Baby

The Man From Popular Culture Came Round

The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator

The Mordialloc Road Duplicator

The Mystery Of The Artist Explained

The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is T

The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut

The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword

The Phillip Ruddock Blues

The Reserection

The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery)

The Ted Commandments

The Tism Boat Hire Offer

The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album (Side One)

The TISM Finance Plan Offer

The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues

The Young Vandal Extemporizes

There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows

They Shoot Heroin, Don’t They?

Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear

Thunderbirds Are Coming Out

To Whom It May Concern

Tonight Harry’s Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie “Bird” Parker

Unfair (Extract)

Untz Untz Untz Untz

Watering Systems

We Are The Champignons

Weddings, Parties, Anything

Wham Bam Thank You Imam

What Nationality Is Les Murray?

While My Catarrh Gently Weeps

Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The

Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?

X-treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse

Ya Gotta Love That

Yet Another Hinch Diatribe

You’re a Long Way From Home (Part 1)

Trivia about Tism

What is the latest album by Tism?: The latest album by Tism is “The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album”, released in 2020.
What is the oldest album by Tism?: The oldest album by Tism is “This Is Serious Mum”, released in 1985 with 10 tracks.
What is the most successful song by Tism?: The most popular song by Tism is “The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album (Side One)”, from the album “The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album”, released in 2020.
How many albums has Tism released?: Between 1985 and 2004 Tism released 13 Albums