Worst Case Scenario

Well I told you I would love you, untill my dying day
But you got all these questions, it's a game you like to play
You ask what if you were ugly, what if you get fat?
Well darling don't you worry, 'cause I've got an answer for that

If you grew a second head, I would love you both
If you gained a thousand pounds
I'd move to the beach so we could float
Away together you and I, 'cause baby that's the plan
As long as you're a women, I'll always be your man

If all your teeth fell out, I'd make you shakes to drink
If all your skin turned blue, that'd be smurfy with me
The future is uncertain, but there's one thing I know
I'll always love you baby, even in the worst case scenario

If you grew a second head, I would love you both
If you gained a thousand pounds
I'd move to the beach so we could float
Away together you and I, cause baby that's the plan
As long as you're a women, I'll always be your man

Yeah and if you got a sex change...
Well I'd have to get one too
Cause I'll always love you baby
As long as you are you