Dapper Dan
Kelly Jones
His name was Dapper Dan
He came from South Japan
He did drink
He did drugs
In his Rolls
He'd fallen on his feet
From living on the street
He did drink
He did drugs
In his Rolls
Nothing new to you, nothing new to me
He got a body in the boot the size of me
He took me down to the underground to see
And that's wierd for me
He'd drink himself to sleep
Girls falling at his feet
He did drink
He did drugs
In his Rolls
He'd paint his eyes in black
Slick hair from front to back
He did drink
He did drugs
In his Rolls
Nothing new to you, nothing new to me
He got a body in the boot the size of me
He took me down to the underground to see
And that's wierd for me to see