Plotting Revenge

I'm plotting revenge against my boss
I'm plotting revenge against my boss
I'm plotting revenge against my boss
Maybe it'll happen, it'll happen sometime
Maybe it'll happen, it'll happen sometime

I know when he leaves for work
Yes I know where he drops off his shirts
But he doesn't know
No, he doesn't know
No, he doesn't know
That I know all this

I'm plotting revenge against my neighbor
I'm plotting revenge against my neighbor
I'm plotting revenge against my neighbor
Maybe it'll happen, it'll happen sometime
Maybe it'll happen, it'll happen sometime

He complains that my dog's too loud
Says he'll call the cops, he screams and shouts
But he doesn't know
No, he doesn't know
No, he doesn't know
That I don't like that!

I'm plotting revenge against myself
I'm plotting revenge against myself
I'm plotting revenge against myself
Maybe it'll happen, it'll happen sometime
Maybe it'll happen, it'll happen sometime

Plotted against everyone I know
The last on the list, is me, oh no!
I don't know
No, I don't know
No, I don't know
That it must be done!