Senile Rock

Perhaps it's that I'm getting old
Perhaps it's all my wrinkles and folds

What will I do this time?
Will I cause a scene?
Beat up all my
Grandchildren and be really mean
Grandchildren and be really mean

What will I do this time?
What will I do this time?

Perhaps it's that I'm getting old
Perhaps it's all my
Wrinkles and folds, wrinkles and folds
Wrinkles and folds, wrinkles and folds

I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself

What will I do this time?
Will I cause a scene?
Beat up all my
Grandchildren and be really mean
Grandchildren and be really mean

What will I do this time?
What will I do this time?

[Interlude]
*Phone ring*
Wang...
*Chicken noise*

Perhaps it's that I'm getting old
Perhaps it's all my
Wrinkles and folds, wrinkles and folds
Wrinkles and folds, wrinkles and folds

No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself