The Antagonist

This song falls in the category of
Those songs where protagonists feel sorry for themselves
Except I'm not the protagonist
I am the antagonist
Who messes everything up!

"The clouds above cast a gloom of fear and dread
But we shall overcome the obstacles ahead!"
It's just so, I'm no protagonist
I am the antagonist
Who messes everything up
Messes everything up
Messes everything up!

And I, wouldn't you like to know?
Yes I, wouldn't you like
Oh, wouldn't you like
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like
Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

Look at him and his woes, as he hangs his head so low
His companions by his side, I have a gloomy crow
I admit I envy the protagonist
But I am the antagonist
Who messes everything up!

So, I plot and I scheme in every way I can
To obstruct the protagonist from getting to the end
Alas, I'm not the protagonist
I am the antagonist

Who messes everything up
Messes everything up
Messes everything up!

And I, nobody wants to know
Yes I, oh nobody wants
Oh, nobody wants
Oh, Nobody wants to know
Nobody wants
Oh, nobody wants
Oh, nobody wants to know
Nobody wants to know
Oh, Nobody wants to know

Yes I, wouldn't you like to know?
Yes I, wouldn't you like
Oh, wouldn't you like
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like
Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?