Dirty Vegan Freestyle
I do my own shhh, I don’t grow nobody else’s
Hip to every problem like a pelvis, it’s who I trust myself with
Sorry, I’m not crabby in a bucket but it’s selfish
I really can’t help it (ya dig)
So I’m sticking to my guns, I’m just celery
Baby carrot, kick it when I run, ain’t prepared for me
Way too far ahead and no I don’t think that I care to leaf
Trying to get my lettuce with my friends the color salad cream (ranch though)
That’s a Caesar salad, stab me in the back until it taste right
A couple cuts, I live my day to day until it’s daylight
I don’t mean to be the reason vegans hate you eating meat but if I meet em they gon need to play it right
My music sweet chin from the begin
Bet you know you’re reaching, trynna beat him
And it leave you weak skin like a bee sting
Shoulda prayed, now you gotta practice what you preaching
Like yes lord, I got ‘em stressed lord
But I’m plenty moves ahead, I’m talking chessboard
Yeah, I know they pressed, lord
Someone check the test scores
I am not impressed, I’ll bring the pressure like the press corps
And I squeeze the juice up out his Granny Smith
I scream until I make the whole banana split, I hope they handle this like it’s a candle-lit
Vigil for the activists
Active in the kitchen trynna tell me that my halibut just smells a little fishy and it stinks
Know they miss the hook, it’s just can of worms
Dirty Vegan, I’m a fan of germs, can confirm
Can’t concern myself with all of your problems with me so all the hate in your stomach gon’ have to burn
I’m a gold-tier, Whole Foods, soul food chef
I’m a whole fool, steal from Trader Joe’s two stepping
In my greasy street clothes breathing veggies down my neck
Wait a sec, take a little breath then I come correct like
I got my crocs fresh up out the lake, know you can’t relate
Your alligator skin is not the move, it barely animate
You can’t escape your fascination with me, boy, I’m Sallie Mae
Or anime on Saturday, it’s sad to say
I’m stretching my truth, that’s how I get exercise
I don’t let it get to me, maybe I’m bugging, please hand me the pesticide
I’m coming next, that’s fine
But I’m breaking necks tonight
And getting that extra life, the extra is emphasized, you better step aside