Kiss Me Fanny

The girl I'm crushing on has got a fanny for a mouth.
One of these days I might just try her out.
But her boyfriend's got a willy for a nose.
And he ain't lying when it grows.
You know at first I didn't believe the hype,
And I'm not usually the jealous type.

You could say I'm turning green,
Dreaming of what we could have been.
But how am I supposed to compete,
with what's between them.
When I'm just the asshole in the middle.

I'm gettin all hot as sweaty just thinking about.
How she tastes when you kiss her down south.
I wanna make you cum with me 24 hours a day.
But it's never gonna happen, and I gotta little tongue anyway.
Oh fanny can't you see, the fun we could have just you and me.
And think of all the money that we'd save on hankies.

You could say I'm turning green,
Dreaming of what we could have been.
But how am I supposed to compete,
with what's between them.
When I'm the asshole in the middle.
When I'm just the asshole in the middle.
When I'm just the asshole.

Fanny, willy and me.
Fanny, willy and me.
Fanny, willy and me.
Fanny, willy and me.
Fanny, willy and me, the asshole in the middle.
Fanny, willy and me, the asshole in the middle.
Fanny, willy and me, the asshole in the middle.
Fanny, willy and me.