American Tip Culture

[Intro]
SO EVIL BOYZ
(David)

[Verse]
I don't wanna tip for shit I don't have to
I don't wanna tip for shit I don't have to
I went to pick up food and they asked if I wanna tip, I said no
I went to get ice cream
They asked me if I wanna tip, I said no
Bitch you ain't delivering shit
Why the fuck would I tip if I pick up my shit
I'm already spending gas to pick up my shit
This got me mad as fuck, I swear that I be pissed
Every time I go through the drive through and they put that iPad in my face
Bitch I press "nada"
I don't give a fuck, I don't even feel bad
Bitch, you get paid more
It already cost more to go to the restaurant than the grocery store
This tip culture got me pissed off
I went to New York, I went to Time Square
Some dude shoved a CD in my hand
"I need a tip", I got pissed off
I said I don't have cash and he pulled out a card reader
I wish I could've shot myself right there
This tip culture crazy, you go and pick up food and they asking for five dollars for what
For a 20% tip on a pickup, you need to jerk me off and make me nut
For a 20% tip on a pickup, you need to wipe my ass and lick my butt
I don't care if you don't agree, suck my nuts
This is how I really feel about this shit
I worked in food service too so I can talk about this shit
When I didn't get a tip on a pickup I wasn't even mad
I went to the drive through to get ice cream
They shoved that iPad in my face
I said 0 dollars and they got mad
What the fuck do you need a tip for scooping ice cream for?
I don't ask for a tip when I drop a song
And that takes more work than scooping ice cream does
For a 20% tip on scooping ice cream I need the entire staff to line up and jerk me off and make me cum