Switch Hitter

He’s on the side lines
Watching the clock wind down
Too scared to join in
She’s played enough to get around
He lacks the courage
To join her on the open field
He’s been watching her for weeks
She has no clue how he feels

He has no clue that she’s a switch hitter
All that’s in his mind is how he can get with her
It’s a seventh inning stretch and little does he know
He can try all he wants but he’ll never get to take her home

He runs a clean game
But she’s down with playing dirty
He’s going insane
Because his plans are hardly worthy
The score is three to nothing
She’s earning all the points
The farther she pulls away from him
The more he feels destroyed

He has no clue that she’s a switch hitter
All that’s in his mind is how he can get with her
It’s a seventh inning stretch and little does he know
He can try all he wants but he’ll never get to take her home

He has no clue that she’s a switch hitter
All that’s in his mind is how he can get with her
It’s a seventh inning stretch and little does he know
He can try all he wants but he’ll never get to take her home