Asian Reunions

Did you hear?

What

Uncle Timmy got himself a new wife

Yayaya!

Is she here?

Of course not
They're too busy with their new life

Yayaya!

Outrageous
Just because he got a lil famous

That's why he's our least favourite uncle
I mean, can you blame us?

Right?

Ya! Ya!

I hear she's half his age

That's disgusting!

I know

Oh what would granny say

She would **** him up!

Dai sou!

Oh I'm sorry
I forgot the kids are here

It's okay

Btw
*gasp*
They came

Everyone meet my new wife

Ya!

Asian Reunions
No better time for communion
Gossiping and complaining
Here that's nothing peculiar

Gather your uncles and aunts
If you say something wrong make amends
Coz it's time for communion
Here at Asian Reunions

Gosh
Ang Pau money this year is high key horrible

Yeah no cap

How am I gonna afford to buy Palworld?

That game is so dank

Aunts are all so stingy
Uncles are so cheugy

Except Uncle Timmy

Yeah but he's not here this time
And it just kills me

Ya!

Have you guys seen pictures of his new wife?

She's hot

She's hot

I'm low key simping

Well she used to be my babysitter

My god!

My god!

That just hits different

Sigh
But his ang paus were the best

That's true

And he's kinda grumpy all the time

That too

I wish he'd
*gasp*

Everyone meet my new wife

Big yikes!

Asian Reunions
No better time for communion
Gossiping and complaining
Here that's nothing peculiar

Gather your uncles and aunts
If you say something wrong make amends
Coz it's time for communion
Here at Asian Reunions

Haiyo the government
I tell you

Very bad

Very bad

And the economy
I tell you

Very sad

Very sad

Oh but thank you for inviting me
It really means the world

You're welcome
But that Timmy!
He go marry that girl!

Ahhhhh

She's so young
And so pretty
He don't deserve her

Everyone meet my new wife

*gasp*
Eh stop talking
They're here

Talk about what?
About me?
10 years I've been a widow
Now that I've found love again
You can't let me be happy?
Even a little?

Well

So what we met on Tinder?
So what she's slightly younger?
She make me feel like I'm reborn
Like I'm a brand new flower

You and me, we are family
We don't talk bad bout each other
Let's have a good dinner
With all our sisters and our brothers

Okay?

Err
What is Tinder?