Asian Reunions
Did you hear?
What
Uncle Timmy got himself a new wife
Yayaya!
Is she here?
Of course not
They're too busy with their new life
Yayaya!
Outrageous
Just because he got a lil famous
That's why he's our least favourite uncle
I mean, can you blame us?
Right?
Ya! Ya!
I hear she's half his age
That's disgusting!
I know
Oh what would granny say
She would **** him up!
Dai sou!
Oh I'm sorry
I forgot the kids are here
It's okay
Btw
*gasp*
They came
Everyone meet my new wife
Ya!
Asian Reunions
No better time for communion
Gossiping and complaining
Here that's nothing peculiar
Gather your uncles and aunts
If you say something wrong make amends
Coz it's time for communion
Here at Asian Reunions
Gosh
Ang Pau money this year is high key horrible
Yeah no cap
How am I gonna afford to buy Palworld?
That game is so dank
Aunts are all so stingy
Uncles are so cheugy
Except Uncle Timmy
Yeah but he's not here this time
And it just kills me
Ya!
Have you guys seen pictures of his new wife?
She's hot
She's hot
I'm low key simping
Well she used to be my babysitter
My god!
My god!
That just hits different
Sigh
But his ang paus were the best
That's true
And he's kinda grumpy all the time
That too
I wish he'd
*gasp*
Everyone meet my new wife
Big yikes!
Asian Reunions
No better time for communion
Gossiping and complaining
Here that's nothing peculiar
Gather your uncles and aunts
If you say something wrong make amends
Coz it's time for communion
Here at Asian Reunions
Haiyo the government
I tell you
Very bad
Very bad
And the economy
I tell you
Very sad
Very sad
Oh but thank you for inviting me
It really means the world
You're welcome
But that Timmy!
He go marry that girl!
Ahhhhh
She's so young
And so pretty
He don't deserve her
Everyone meet my new wife
*gasp*
Eh stop talking
They're here
Talk about what?
About me?
10 years I've been a widow
Now that I've found love again
You can't let me be happy?
Even a little?
Well
So what we met on Tinder?
So what she's slightly younger?
She make me feel like I'm reborn
Like I'm a brand new flower
You and me, we are family
We don't talk bad bout each other
Let's have a good dinner
With all our sisters and our brothers
Okay?
Err
What is Tinder?