7 Foot Man

Adam R. Sandler, Allen S. Covert, Don Lee Heffington, Geoffrey David Owen Parry

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax

I'm the 7 foot man
I've committed no crime
Bumping my head into doorways
It happens all the time
I'm 7 feet tall
And I repeat
They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
I'm 7 feet tall
And I don't play basketball

I'm 7 feet tall
But I'm still just a man
So of course it hurts me a lot
When I walk into the ceiling fan
Small people say I wish I was him
But its been nine years since I've had a trim
The barber says
I can't reach the top of his head

7 foot man
(ha ha)I cannot hide
7 foot man
I know cause I've tried
7 foot man
My last girlfriend died
Because my penis
Is 7 foot wide

So the next time you see me
Walking around
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch
Tell me to duck down
And I'll pay you back
Soon you will see
By getting you frisbee down from that tree
I do what I can
I'm the 7 foot man

7 foot man
7 foot man

Trivia about the song 7 Foot Man by Adam Sandler

When was the song “7 Foot Man” released by Adam Sandler?
The song 7 Foot Man was released in 1999, on the album “Stan and Judy's Kid”.
Who composed the song “7 Foot Man” by Adam Sandler?
The song “7 Foot Man” by Adam Sandler was composed by Adam R. Sandler, Allen S. Covert, Don Lee Heffington, Geoffrey David Owen Parry.

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