Hero: Heimlich

[Intro]
Ah

[Verse]
We're in a nice family restaurant
Somebody’s grandma's choking on a lamb chop
There's panic in the air as Nana’s face turns blue
The busboy screams in Spanish, "What the fuck do we do?"
We need a hero who's gonna do it
We need a hero to clean out her windpipe
We need a hero who's down with Heimlich
We need a hero to save the day, yeah
So I slap my napkin down on the table
And I get a fucking standing ovation
Another guy gets up And says he's a doctor
I say, "Sit the fuck down, I got this shit"
Then I wrap my arms around Grandma's chest
And I look her grandkids deep in the eyes
Then right away
Then right away I break all her ribs
Because I don't know what I'm doing
Grandma

[Outro]
What the fuck was that? After every joke