Patch Song
ADAM SANDLER, ROBERT SMIGEL
A won't a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet
A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet
Everyone in town will be lookin' their best,
Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast.
Its a kind of a night when you're feet match
When you feel nearly 5 foot 3!
They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants
'cause there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!