Give Me Fifteen

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes
That is all I need to make the call
Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes
Women are so simple after all

In the time it takes to walk around the block
I can have you scheduled for electroshock

So give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes
Maybe you're unhappy or depressed
With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen
I can diagnose before you get undressed

Guess you really have to have a special touch
Course it helps if you don't really care that much

Ladies can you hear me
You come in here, looking like some hippie chick
Some Bolshevik, it doesn't even faze me
'Cause there's a couple boxes
Self-appointed foxes put the chickens in
You're feminine, you're crazy

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen
I'll evaluate a lady at a glance
With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen
You're committed for the crime of lacking pants

Women who complain about the time they're seen
Sing a different tune when they're on Thorazine

So give me fifteen
Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen