Alex Tape Side A Segment 3
I’m in Wisconsin, home of the cheese and cows
You gotta know how we be now
I don’t give a shit about this game
This is rap, but I think it’s kinda lame
I blow up my stereo
I’m hearing you, but I don’t like it, ya know?
There’s too many elements to rap
I’m giving you hell, when I smell it, it rotten in fact
Everybody, put your hands up
I’m done with this rhyme, put your man up on the mic to finish it for me
You guys are sex rhymes, you’re getting horny
There’s too many guys in it, too many lies in it, too many eyes, two to each guy in it
If you don’t spy me with the music, I’m probably giving it to your girl so that she can do it like a drug, the most blissful drug, thе one that pisses you off when you takе too much
If I’ll end this rhyme with a freestyle, maybe I didn’t write it down, how ya like me now?
If there’s too many people in the game, we need some tools to rearrange and maintain the game
If there’s a lot of guys, there’s not an allotment for the funds and dollar signs
So an atom will split, I looked at ‘em like they was shit and I flushed the shit out ‘em
There was water and saline
What you saying to me when I split your blood off from your serum and then you stare at him?
You don’t know what I’m swearing, even if you was an oath
I’m the most dope rapper you’ve ever heard flow with this like ocean and gray matter in the brain
In fact I’m a rapper, I’m not a CLS student, I’m doing this shit to make you dudes smelling like shit when you do some
Who could ever compete with me when I bit it off and I shit it off every morning before I go to work, this was 4am, what, you jerking your cock? You just gotta stop and get to the work, ain’t that right, pa? Hah
If you knew a two race guy, he might’ve been V Tech and shoot freestyle shit like bullets into his head before the policemen could do this thing to him, mangling him
All his life teased, all his life said please until he snapped off with rap, take off your hat in the place to be
If you gotta break, then release the braces from he
This is just an eraser, then I’m a chaser, drinking that shit ’til I'm done ’til I’ve had too much of alcohol and my body shuts down, c’mon
If you gotta freestyle with me, then I’m not gonna pay you, it ain’t free, you see?
There’s too many dudes that’s acting rude, you stealing my food, I’m gonna slit you in two
There’s too many guys and lies and eyes and everybody is downsized and capitalized
Too many people getting money, they are fucking greedy
Too many people in this state are not needy ‘cause they ain’t living po’ and shit, they ain’t livin’ on the street wanting mo’ and shit
Hold it, I’m ‘bout to be done, and you can suck my dick for fun
I cut in the rhyme so smooth, oh, you heard? It’s so cool
If I dissed you, that’s fine, that’s just another element of my rhyme
So when I go off, you gotta just embrace it, and face it, face-to-face it
It’s so damn cool like a blanket that was out and it was the winter
Feeling me like a splinter, ha, jolt the pain and feel that
I put bolts in your brain to tie it up so tie it up, the rhyme
What’s this time gonna do for you if you sniffing coke, smoking crack cocaine, ya dope?
You don’t know this for the record
I’m gonna wreck ya, I’m always first place and never second
One thing I know for sure is that if I freestyle, I’m gonna hit you in the blur
If you guys caught me in the freestyle, I was in the cut, being wild and me I’m my own man
I get my shit done, in between I say these words again and again
I stopped jerking for this shit, this is my true love when I work, I’m like “work?”
Why must I do it every time, why must I lose it every single rhyme that I’m spitting?
I have a hobby, but in the winter I can't embody this shit, bodying me and shit, I wanna shit on my shit
This is just incredibly miserable, where is my embracing, where is the face to face shit?
I’m glad I’m not in a motherfucking wheelchair, not paralyzed, look into my eyes
I don’t give a fuck about the A-z-n, mongoloids, I ain’t in the country to be those boys
I’m in America so they stare at me, I don’t stare at them, what the fuck is going on then?
I’m treated like a monkey at the motherfucking zoo, who youse talking to?
Eval said I’m quiet, fuck V Tech shit, I’m starting a riot
And you know what? I put on my gloves but for the love of god choke you, you know what’s up
You know it’s coming, so so quiet, so so he don’t apply it
You can’t hear what he say, I’m sure you can hear a bullet spray, you go the other way, ok?
I’m dealing with these stupid people that is so evil I’m staying away from you, avoidance is so good when I stay the fuck away from you and not say to you anything, ok, dude?
And once I’m done with this music and graduated then maybe I’ll visit, but that’s like what? Fucking thirty minutes
They don’t pay me shit, I gotta splurt bullshit like I was taking a diarrhea on the motherfucking toilet, where’s the TP? I don’t find this shit so I gotta walk away with my ass crack so damn blanched and so damn blemished
You put the shit on the bitch tapered
I don’t have a car, that shit makes me stronger
Even on two feet I would go longer
These dudes with their girlfriends… shit, I’m thinking about the world in the end
Damn, r to the i-p, you will never see me eye to eye, tell me lies, just spit on me, shit on me, piss on me, everything, I’ll take the grit of society and feel the blemish
Feel the pain when your life finished, you’re gonna see dark instead of the fucking light
You’ll be in trouble every single night that I see you like coming through your doors when you’re sleeping, lock the door and strangle you all, you see him now?
Maybe you can feel a little bit harder when you take the money from him, ain’t that nice to be eating rice, shove it down your throat, choke and everybody can loc the dough if you’re paying dues
If you don’t, we gotta pay bills, I’ll kill you
I’m just joking, this shit is just play, this is just my hobby, this is just some shit that I say when I’m not golfing ‘cause it’s too fucking cold out
I’ve got nothing to hold onto now
Listen to me at the motherfucking end, I’m walking with the rhyme and this is nothing, man
Shit, when I go to the hospital, I’m like a full three-sixty difference, shit on me, bitches
Every single rhyme that I say is like one more minute off my life, okay
Damn, it’s just blissful, hearing the birds chirp and the sound of the farts coming out your worst enemy
Equivalent, try to shit on me and then shit on them, a full circle, an eye for an eye, equal and opposite reaction when you’re making them bones subtracting them other bones and the cartilage and the joints get swole and explode
This is just a load in your face from your bitch that did it to you, you know it’s the opposite
She got the dick and you got the pussy
And how could you attempt to push when you can’t push me?
There was nothing but a man in that other end when you fucked that ass again, how could you be this? Put… hey that’s stray, but you gay, okay?
Maybe this was something of me going insane, but there’s no other way I could see you guys, ok
And my family’s away, pain makes me stronger like
V Tech bullets and thirty kids dying in Virginia, I’m feeling the pain of this Asian shaved head
I’m dealing with so much strain in this Catholic, I’m not that shit, ok, I’m glad for that, ok
This is the rhyme you’re gonna hear, hear me out
The hospital, staying long hours, clinicals, research, doing this work for this cash, but I can’t spend it, I don’t even have the time for that
Tripping over my words but you get the main idea, when I spit in the game here, the lane’s clear to be turning into it and fucking swerving, switching, you bitches unnerving me, you heard me?
For the last time I’m acting like an asshole when I get no damn wife in this life, that’s to blast hoes
To get it with the gun to fire all bombs multi [?] hands strangling pins and sharp needles, lawn mowers and those suicide car bombers and karaoke, kamikaze, down your throaty choky
On rhymes, you don’t know me, good, you’re so soaked in this misery, the blood on your hands will never flow from rinsing with water, ya know it’s O, 2, you know it’s H in front, you know you hasten one and say what you want
This is me at the end, pray to your very best friend that they don’t leave you at the last hour and give you your last rights before he gives you the yellow shower
I’m a state away from my family tree
Fuck Alex D
I’m gonna change my name to Randy V
Fuck having children
I’m gonna stick a baby inside of my abdominal cavity
There’s too many around, I gotta lay some out
Repeat V. Tech, so what ya gonna say now?
And then I just destroy all the companies that telecast this shit on TVs
They don’t want emcees to be broadcast
Broads cast looks and don’t do shit about getting hooked up
I must have a screw loose in my brain
But I don’t do shit to fix it in the game
There’s too many dudes that’s loose in the lips, saying whatever they want and maybe push me, refrain
You don’t want that to happen, the beef comes out
To put on your tables, just don’t eat it now
Yes, I’m glad I’m dark, it separates me from you
Turn the lights off, green turns to blue
And yellow turns to red
Kinda like your head when it’s cut
So what the fuck ya gonna have said?
Too many people grabbing up them damn pencils
When they’re not sharp enough to be splitting and denting in you
There must be an indent or two in your paragraph
‘cause I don’t see one, I see a pair of ass
Against me in this microphone battle
You couldn’t have a telecast if you telephoned your asshole
For a clip, to be saying shit at me
But I already won ten seconds before the rap started ya see
There was a lot of game
But I took all of it on my plate and ate
There must've been an eight, a figure on my dick and ya don’t know shit
So how ‘bout this?
I’m gonna release all my complaining and whining
Bitching, moaning, pissing and owning the microphone and
You guys don’t know this rap
If you had a lot of Saran and foil around your food, you already spoiled it
This stool I shit inside your food
Make you eat it, watch you and cam-cord it too
Put it up on YouTube for everyone to see
Your parents, your grandparents, even your future seed
This is crazy, my mind’s melting
Sorta like Indiana when he did those guys in then
There’s too many shits to do with papers
So I’m seeing ya later, rap is what I’m saying
That’s just a goddamn hobby when not golfing
That’s just isolation and just non-involvement
I love it when I’m just casting aspersions and acting like ass and just spitting trash at these dudes to
Stop it, I see you for the last time
Damn, staying away from him is a savior to him
It’s safer then
Pull my goddamn laundry out of the bin
Tomorrow we back at it again
Shit, I was drunk, I was dead drunk, puking
I didn’t know what happened when I blacked out
Shit, I gotta go on and act out the next day
So just keep on working and be yourself
Screw yourself, just go to school, ok?
Walk around like ya don’t give a fuck
Like ya don’t give a fuck about anyone else but your family
And yourself, protect yourself
Alright?
Get your money
Get this shit done