Alex Tape Side B Segment 1

Ready for bed, and I lay my head down, I hope I don’t die in the night, right now I’m ready to fight
Put my arms up, and then I just starve, what the fuck, um, tryna buy food but the money low
I’m growing hungry, what the fuck’s it coming from
My mom and dad give me encouragement, but I feel I gotta hurry
Ain’t involved in shit, Milwaukee, the city, very homogenous, I think I find these people obnoxious, noxious, toxic
Everybody around us, hot shit, better drop shit when the raps is around us
(*singing/humming*) listen up before I just spit it ‘cause I’ma come back and jit it, everybody missed it, gotta repeat it evеry da-day
Put your feet down, everybody gotta reach around and gеt now, everything that they have or belonged to ‘em that they lost, get it ‘cause the cause up
Where ya at when the revolution was hot?
Used to be teased ‘cause I was fat but then I losed a lot and also when I was Asian but I can’t change this, that made me self-embrace it, me-self the laddie in him
But he ain’t no Irish man, he’s a Filipino, plus he’s German and Swedish but you don’t know those three though
Holy hell, you don’t know me, you owe me
I only grab a microphoney ‘cause y’all dudes are acting phony

I’m getting sick, commit me, put me in the hospital with a doc over my bed, tryna knock me out in the box
Ain’t too full for me to put the dick, and that’s bullshit you pull
Every single guy that I see I wanna gouge eyes out
And everybody’s making me bleed spontaneously
They don’t have to use a knife or weapon, it happens automatically when you start stepping
And I gotta change ‘round every single time that I see guys with my three eyes
Please, would you stop it? Would you just knock it?
Everybody has a body so I can still knock ‘em
Everybody in here, everybody getting clear with the popcorn that I perform, and yeah it’s corny, I said that for it, you don’t know it, when I get all on it

I start another verse cursed, you know it’s him
I do all sick things to friends, even the best ones
And my family, already murdered
And the damn major that I’m in, I had papers for them, and then I just eliminated it, just disregarded it, any bitch you know I’m carding it
Yes, in fact I’m killing all Anglo Sax and leaving a mist ‘cause to be strangling hoes
Shit, giving doughs to them
Catching VD just to see what it feels in me
And you know death is coming soon so I ain’t afraid of nothing when it trouble dude
Yeah I record it, yeah I just sort it, yeah, you know that he has a speech disorder
Please, you don’t know my kind
I diss every single person that smiles at me and it’s alright, yeah
Pissed off, bliss when I blast off when I get R Kelly style on these hoes
Shit on the chest Small, you don’t know the chest nut crack
I crack y’all ass and I crack that crap on y’all when I pop squat
Pop what? Cop a feel when I cop when he deal with the hoe mo’ me and no mo’ me
If that is so, you don’t even know what I go and I lie mo’ when I rhyme times fo’ times ten tenfold exponential growth
Hold it, when I say I wanna do the man, shit, you don’t understand the plan that I have in hand
Hold it, when I go and get the gold, it’s just silver and platinum and the jewelry is outsold
When it’s off the shelf, it’s off to hell with me or that bus, you can fuck dick yourself

Freestyle, yeah, I’m gonna start at the top and at the bottom
That means I dropped at ‘em
I look with shame, I look in the game
Fear nothing is gonna change me
Everybody sees Obama, I see oh god, and I say "oh god" when there’s drama
How could you be amounting to a worm and spitting sperm at the rate of one hundred miles per hour?
Two thousand guys at ya, you can’t turn your back, you fight ‘em in your face and that’s one for the record
I just let it flow, bad shit I would just let it go
And the Asian fact, I would bring a bullet to your back, that’s bullshit, man
Listen, when you see a bullshit man, make sure you pull some sort of weapon, put it in his hand and tell him to shoot you
You’ll kill him faster than he can do it to you
Who is you? Answer the question
Ringing bells like dancing with these sounds you’re hearing
When I’m doing my flow I’m not thinking about you, yours, your whore’s and yo’s

Freestyle, when I go in, you don’t know when it will happen
I get the whip cracking, this guy, look at him
He’s trying to be rapping to me when he’s only time’s rapper in this room see
I’m the emcee, you be something like you’re trying to be me
I can see the path that I follow
You haven’t even taken one step, let alone seen out your two eye holes
Let it just blow, when I get the money it’s tremendous oh dough
When he makes the money it’s in his mind
He doesn’t even have a piece of paper of a dollar sign
And it’s crazy when I make music when I make love to it when I move this brick that’s in my mind ‘cause I don’t really do it
I get money on my own time
Please, you don’t say it therefore you can’t be emcees any day of it
Hey, what am I doing right here except making music and taking it down from the post that you had made yourself and
Now you’re out of it, you’re vacated, you’re not the shit
And must I explain to you that you’re as obnoxious as it gets in this game part two
I’m making no stumbles, making no mumbles when this guy’s the king of doing them and stumble
I seen you doing it, I seen you, I got pictures, I have video tapes of you on YouTube and shit
Hey, can I make a music without swearing?
I can because I’m that variable when I do it, I dare you to it
And you can’t even come through with the thought of making part two with it
How could you ever?
How could you amount to not having amounts of dollars?
I would holler at ya, your girl would say hi, and she would pass by you and go to my house, it’s fly
I swear to god that you guys are logs and guys are planting it in you every time
This has made me such as crazy and you guys are pursing lips to say this thing is lazy
I work at a thousand miles per hour times ten thousand miles per hour, that must be one million
And I gun into the ceiling and then I can’t wait to be catching on you when you on the top of my building
I’ll put a plane in it like I put a bullet in my brain long ago when I started making these flows
Amazing and they don’t know anymore than they do ‘cause they just competition and I chew ‘em up and spit ‘em
This is the end of the rhyme, give your wisdom

It's finally here

I gotta go up to them, they never come up to me
I gotta think of something to say before they walk away from me
When I walk in the room she starts to exit the room
When I take one breath she’s just left the room
When I take two steps she’s just left too soon
How many of you can say it’s happened to you?
‘cause ladies are ladies, and AD’s had it with the games that they’re playing
So from today on I’m forgetting it
I played the game not, it’s not like I’m forfeiting it
I’m sick of having to work to try to get my dick jerked
I’m gonna tackle you and rape you after work
This thought makes me get off
That’s why me and my friends hunt the cunts just to jump on ‘em
When word can’t hurt you, just ‘cause I say it doesn’t mean that it’s gonna come true
Allow me to introduce you to who I am
I’m a guy rhyming, kinda like Ted Bundy, about to bed honeys
After I bludgeon ‘em in the head with a gun he bought with money he got from working in a lab
Before he quit and started to spit in a different lab
Switched the gun and fucked her with it ’til she came on the pistol handle, then I ran
I shouldn’t even try
For a guy like me to find a wife is like a pie in the sky
I’m exhausted
It costs more to maintain a marriage than to buy a good looking whore
So I’ma give money to a slut and then I’ll finally get what the fuck I’m looking for
The bottom line is there’s no time to find one
And I’m in the lab nine to five, son
There’s no honey coming on him
And the only thing that’s coming in is the money

So why do you think an Asian shot up a college?
‘cause you teased him, now he has to crack up a bottle
I feel the same way
I’ma go in a building and then start spraying the place
Way before you can spray him with Mace
Take whites that just said something racist
Take friends with razor blades
Make it even, cut them ’til they no longer seeing
Wait ’til they all stop bleeding
Wait ’til they all stop eeking
Too many Caucasians walking in amazement
Like an Asian got a facelift
I don’t talk black, I talk Asian
I talk back ’til they say something
So they lay in the grave that they made for themselves to lay in
Wait, wait, I got something to say
You know China, that country America fucked from behind something awful ’til that cunt started bleeding out dollars now
And sneakers and nice shirts with popped collars
’til kids came over and rocked colleges
And white boys get pissed ’til they took the spot
Except that we don’t have a spot to park our Benz in the lot
And if we did we wouldn’t have a Benz to put in park
And you talk a lot of shit on and on
’til this motherfucking shit don’t stop
I’m better ‘cause I’m Asian
And a little bit of German and Sweden
And you’re gonna see him start peeing on people
Like real wee-wee, and I’m indecent
Put a plane in your building for killing
Put a rhyme in your brain ’til you start feeling ill then I’m done with this rhyme
Last thing I gotta say is kill them

This is a freestyle, how can you tell?
‘cause I’m sounding like a girl that’s tryna talk well
Leave the bathroom floor wet
Leave it like some more shit
I’ll choke you when you asleep snoring
Now look and try to call me boring
Leave trash all over it
Because life’s already over with
I took my life and overtured it
All my chores--overdid it
I venture to guess I’m the best rapper than any rapper ya heard before this
Jesus, I’m a monster
My mom’s a human, my dad’s a goblin
I consumed them
And this is the type of bullshit that I’m used to doing
Take the sexiest white woman I can find, kidnap her and then hide
Fuck her and kill her
And then I come out and tell everyone that she’s just died
Seek girls like me
We need to make sculptures ‘cause I killed ‘em all
We need to start building ‘em from scratch
What the fuck's going on?
College life is like trying to see the light
And I can’t get the girl I like
‘cause all the girls are dykes
I don’t have a car, I don’t even have a bike
Maybe I should stick my head out, fuck it
Stick my dick out and suck it
Give myself some loving
And all of you would love it
This is a goddamn joke
This campus’s demographics ninety-nine percent Anglo-Saxons
You can kiss my ass and kill me
‘cause this life’s over with and already has been for me