Dead Don't Dance

If I wasn't in a band, I'd probably be a criminal
I estimate my options would be absolutely minimal
I'd be drinking all day but dying of thirst
Smoking and choking and worse

The dead don't dance, the dead don't dance
They just stumble around like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead don't dance

If I wasn't in a band, they would need to do away with me
They'd put me in the ground with profound animosity
I'd sing to the worms but they'd turn their back
My beats would be under attack

'Cause the dead don't dance, the dead don't dance
They just stumble around like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead don't

I'd try to organize a graveyard hop, oh yeah
I'd mis-prioritize and it'd be a flop, oh no
So, I would be demoralized but I wouldn't stop
And I'd probably be deportalized to some other plot, oh

'Cause the dead don't dance, the dead don't dance
They stumble around like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead don't dance, the dead don't dance
They just stumble around like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead don't dance