The Saga of Jesse Jane

I'm in jail in a Texas town
In my sisters wedding gown
I drive a truck all night long
Listening to Judy Garland's song
Now I'm locked behind bars of of steel
I was just looking for a happy meal
I parked my rig, and I went inside
They've never seen such a pretty bride

Jesse Jane,
Are you insane
Or are you just a noble guy
Who dresses like a butterfly
Jesse Jane

I payed my bill and I turned around
Facing every redneck in that one horse town
His face was red, His fist was clenched
He threw his coke, and he got me drenched

Jesse Jane,
Are you insane
Or are you just an average Joe, looking for a fashion show
Jesse Jane

Well I guess that was the final straw
I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra
I killed 'em dead heh, I killed 'em all
But then they caught me in the bathroom stall
And Now I'm doing ten to life
But I'll tell you one thing bubba
Someday Im gonna someone in here, a hell of a wife

Jesse Jane
Are You Insane
Or are you just an average guy who dresses like a butterfly
Jesse Jane

Jesse Jane
Are you insane
Or are you just a peter pan looking for his neverland
Jesse Jane