My Life Is A Mediocre Piece Of Shit

Yes I know that I'm so polite. Yes I'm so so nice. Yes
I vacillate a lot or maybe not so much; but
If I had a spine or, if I had a chin
If I had a spine, if I had a chin

Feeling trapped in my own body
I touch myself in bad places
I get hysterical. I get frustrated
My life's a mediocre piece of shit

Yes I'm so polite. And I'm so so nice, Yes
My foot's in the toilet. The fork's in the socket
Kiss my ass goodbye. All the lights go out
My hair gets fried. And I'm still alive
Yes I'm still alive

Feeling trapped in my own body. I touch myself in bad places
I get hysterical. I get frustrated
My life's a mediocre piece of shit

And nothing changes