Windshield Of Love

I'm your aching mutant, baby
Come rub my head.
I'm a unicef poster, baby, so underfed.
Wrapped in your bodybag, I can feel the seams
Lying on the carpet, I'm just what I seem.

You're a whirling dervish
High on the mount.
You play with my freak of love
then throw me out.

(chorus)
I can feel the impact
Someone get the squeegee(2x)
Scrape me off this windshield of love.

Take a swig from the bottle, baby
I like to share.
You don't know that I exist
You don't even care.

Sliding down that greasy pole
to catch that wiggling pig.
Let's see where you get off.
Let's see what I get in.

(chorus)
(instumental break)

I'm always losing baby, what did I expect?
Zero, big fat nothing baby, that's what I get.
Wrapped in your bodybag
I can feel the seams.
Dying on the carpet
I'm just what I seem.

You're a whirling dervish
High on the mount.
You play with my freak of love
then throw me out.

(chorus).