The Hamptons Made Me Do It

Didn't wanna do it
But the Hamptons made me do it
Standing in line at a Montauk bar
Craving a rose and some caviar
When the guy at the door asked for my ID
He said, "Excuse me, miss, you pay for VIP?"
Got a box of cherry Claws
But my girlfriends drank right through it
Now all we have is mango
And Stacey frickin' knew it
Now we're rolling ten deep to IGA
It's been a real long week
And we work hard to play
What's our motto?
Rose all day
What do we wear?
White jeans and chambray
I don't work, I slay
I don't work, I slay
Didn't wanna do it
But the Hamptons made me do it
(Didn't wanna do it, but the Hamptons made me do it)
My Insta feed
Is hashtag blessed
My share house though is a hashtag mess
By Labor Day, there was drama, y'all
Why go down the street when you can cross the hall?
What's our motto?
Rose all day
What do we wear?
White jeans and chambray
I don't work I slay
I don't work I slay
Didn't wanna do it
And I said I'd never do it
But, this place just makes you do it
The Hamptons made me do it!
(Didn't wanna do it, but the Hamptons made me do it)
On the train back to work
Really wish I could stay
But, I got my receipts
I'm a Hamptons bae