Fifteen Minutes of Blame

If you're on a good run of bad luck
You can bet I'm the reason why
When it's busted, bent or broken down
Guessin' I'm the guilty guy
Baby, that's right
"Damned" is my middle name
Everyday... I have my
Fifteen minutes of blame

Where there's rain and lightnin'
I'm the eye of the storm
Yeah, your gin don't fizz an' your money gone missin'
I heard it all before
It ain't right
But it's always the same
Everyday... I have my
Fifteen minutes of blame

When your plans all go to hell
It's because-a me
I'm the crack in your mirror, the cork in your wine
Damn, woman, let me be
I try to reason
But it's all in vain
Everyday... I have my
Fifteen minutes of blame