Achy Breaky Heart
Brittany:
Alvin, can I be here when you sing "Achy Breaky Heart?"
Please, please, please!
Alvin:
Oh, all right, Brittany
Now get off your knees
Brittany:
I'm just gonna close my eyes
And pretend it's Billy Ray singing
It's a stretch
But it's worth a try
Billy Ray:
Hey man
How's everybody doing?
Brittany:
Ahh!
It's, it's, it's Billy Ray Cyrus!
Oh, Alvin
I'm feeling woozy
Catch me!
Alvin:
Oops
Simon:
Billy Ray!
What are you doing here?
Billy Ray:
Well, I heard y'all were recording "Achy Breaky Heart"
And I thought I'd come on by and check it out
I never dreamed as a kid that The Chipmunks would ever cut one of my songs
And I just think that's really cool
Alvin:
We're so honored your country worship...
Simon:
Alvin. You're grovelling
Billy Ray:
Is that little girl taking a nap?
Alvin:
Oh, just step over her, Billy Ray
Hit it boys!
Ohh
You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
The Chipmunks:
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
Alvin:
You can tell my arms go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
The Chipmunks:
They won't be reaching out for you no more
But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Alvin:
Billy Ray, is it true that all the girls throw themselves at you?
Billy Ray:
Well, all the folks out there been real nice to me really
Alvin:
So, you think they'll throw themselves at us when we sing this song?
Simon:
Alvin, get real
Alvin:
You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip
The Chipmunks:
He never really liked me anyway
Alvin:
Or tell your Aunt Louise tell anything you please
Myself already knows I'm not okay
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
The Chipmunks:
It might be walking out on me today
But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooooh
Billy Ray:
Guys, that sounds really cool
Man, you all are really nailing it
Alvin:
Ah, Billy Ray
You think you could teach me some of those dance steps?
I bet that would get the girls screaming
Simon:
Alvin, I don't think it's just the dance steps
Alvin:
What do you mean?
Simon:
Ohh, nevermind
The Chipmunks:
But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
(Repeat)
Ooooh
Billy Ray:
Naw, Alvin
You put your right foot back
No, your right foot man
Alvin:
Right, so how long will it take me to grow a pony tail?
Billy Ray Cyrus:
Well, Alvin...
Alvin:
And how many push ups should I do a day?
Billy Ray Cyrus:
Well, dude...
Alvin:
Wait
Do you think the girls will scream if I change my name to Alvin Ray?
Billy Ray:
Well, I don't know, man
Brittany:
Oh, Billy Ray
Ah, what happened?
Where is he Simon?
Simon:
Billy Ray has left the building
Brittany:
Ah, I missed him! I missed him!
Get him back! Billy Ray!
Billy Ray, come back!