The Pidgin English Hula

Look at all the pineapples!
Yeah, don't they look juicy, Theodore?
And look at the orchids!
Sure are pretty, aren't they, Simon?
How about that Hula, Hula girl?
You've said it, Alvin
Isn't she... ahem....

Uh, fellas, let's sing this Hawaiian song we've just heard
You know, the one the heartbroken girl sings to her boyfriend
When she finds out he's been on a date with another girl

What's-a matter you last night?
You no come-a see mama
I think so you no like-a me no more
You too much-a like another girl
'Nother fella like-a me too
He number one-a good lookin' too much

Aloha
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha auwe
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, auwe, auwe

By golly, boys
I'm proud of ya!
Ya did that like real islanders!
Now let's watch the hula dancers what do ya say?

Ay uh, ay uh, nuka, nuka!
That's okay
But give me that hula, hula!

Alvin!
Alvin, will ya stop trying to dance
With the hula girls and finish the song?
Viva, Hawaii!

'Nother fella like-a me too
He number one-a good lookin' too much
Aloha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha auwe
Ay uh, ay uh, ay uh!

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, auwe, auwe
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, auwe, auwe

Nuka, nuka
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha