Hitchin’ a Ride

[Verse 1]
Hey, mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour? Say, "Oh, no"
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt

[Chorus]
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

[Verse 2]
Cold turkey's gettin' stale
Tonight, I'm eatin' crow
Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swellin' up, I say

[Chorus]
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

[Bridge]
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go

[Chorus]
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie, yeah
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

[Outro]
Hitchin' a ride
Hitchin' a ride
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go
Don't know where to go