Tomorrow Is A Latter Day
Don't worry little buddy
Know this much is true
Tomorrow is a latter day
And I am here for you
Tomorrow is a latter day
Tomorrow is a latter day
Tomorrow is a latter day
I am a latter day saint (latter day)
I help all those I can
I see my friends through times of joy an sorrow (times of joy and sorrow)
What happens when we're dead?
We shouldn't think that far ahead
The only latter day that matters is tomorrow
The skies are clearing and the sun's coming out
It's a latter day tomorrow
Put your worries and your sorrows and your cares away
And focus on a latter day
Tomorrow is a latter day!
I am a latter day saint
Along with all my town
We always stick together come one more
We love to dance and shout
And let all the feelings out
And work to make a better latter day
Han-a-hay-ya
Han-han-a-hay-yah
We'll be here for each other every step of the way
And make a latter day tomorrow (han-a-hay-yah)
Americans are ready for the cure for AIDS
But they're saving it for a latter day
Tomorrow is a latter day
(I believe)
Tomorrow is a latter day
(I believe)
Full of joy and all the things that matter day
(I believe)
Tomorrow is a bigger better latter day
(I believe)
Tomorrow, tomorrow is a latter day
(I believe)
A happy ending on a platter day
(I believe)
Tomorrow is a don't forget her latter day
Why are Mormons happy?
It's because we know, it's a latter day tomorrow
So if you're sad put your hands together and pray
That tomorrows gonna be a latter day
And then it probably will be a latter day
Tomorrow is a latter day!
So what will tomorrow bring?
What does the future hold?
I can almost see it now
Hello my name is Elder Matombo
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
Hello!
Hello!
My name is sister Kimbe!
It's a book about a people who were poor and sad like you
A sacred text of pioneers and frogs (fuck frogs)
And how you can find salvation if you just believe
Hi-ho
Ding dong
Hello
Boba Fett!
You have a lovely mudhut
And if you just put down the gun I'll show you
Oh ok I'll leave
Hello, my name is elder Kali
You will love all of the happiness this book can bring!
Hello, my name is elder butt-fucking-naked
Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?
Find paradise (Jesus christ!)
And no more war (hello, nice door)
You've read the book of mormon did you know there's more? (hi-ho)
We swear
This is not a scam (no ma'am)
Have you heard the story of our prophet Arnold Cunningham?
Arnold Cunningham
Arnold Cunningham
Hello!
Arnold Cunningham
Hello!
Hello!
Our church is growing strong
And if you let us in we'll show you how can belong!
Join our family!
And set your spirit free
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
(Hello)
This book will change your life
(Hello)
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
The book of Arnold!
Hello!
We are latter day saints
We take life one day at a time
When the chips are down
We know just what to say
The past may be in tatters
But today is all that matters
Because today is yesterday's latter day
Thank you God
Ma'hanibu eebowai!
Tomorrow is a latter day!
(I still have maggots in my scrotum!)