Young Marrieds

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Chocolate fingers, stir the tea
Tea for two until the baby wakes you, back to basics
Love and marriage, go hand in hand
Like horse and horse shit, you can't hear her crying for the hoover

Young marrieds
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Young marrieds
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Daddy's sauce on mummy's plates
Bought from Argos and it's handy living near the chippie
Full time whistle, chuck his darts
She looks daggers now when he suggests a final swift half

Young marrieds
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Young marrieds
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Now she's gone and flown away
With that bloke who used to drum before he joined the army Babies crying, man is too
Separated by a few years and a turned up Walkman

Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home, watch the magic go
Stay at home, watch a video