In The Back

Well hey there look at you I see you've had it rough
I'll give you a little piece of advice don't drink so much

I see you've thrown up on my lawn
and maybe slept in most of it
You're kinda gross get the hell outta my house

Go round the back I'll bring you coffee
and maybe a clean shirt a washcloth yes that's what I'll do
You can tell me all about it what you recall anyway
Go on go stumble on your way
I'll bring the coffe pot looks like you might be needing it
I've got some T3's and chewable Pepto Bismol

Hey what you need help grab the fence and walk it off
I'll get you what I said I ain't touching you at all

I see you've thrown up on yourself
there's puke in your hair and in your ears
Your pants are wet and your zipper is down

Go round the back I'll bring you coffee
and a pair of jogging pants maybe a bucket to wash up in
If you could see yourself you'd be like me and stay away

But don't give it another second's thought I got you on this bud
Clean up clear up while we talk on the back deck
Sorry but you smell worse than the dog and I don't want that to linger
What the shit you got into was wrong

Go round the back I'll bring you coffee
and sanitizing things we'll put your clothes in a garbage bag
I'll get my gloves and face mask so I can't smell you

and it's really bad like it burns my skin
I'll go suit up sorry I'll look like an ass but I
I'm gonna choke and I don't wanna die

But don't give it another second's thought I got you on this bud
Clean up clear up while we talk on the back deck
Sorry but you smell worse than the dog and I don't want that to linger
What the shit you got into was wrong