Search and You’ll Get Saved (parody of Surfin’ USA by The Beach Boys)

If everybody had a notion - how close that you might be
Then everbody'd be searchin' - right down upon their knees
You'd see 'em carryin' their Bibles - and not just Sundays, too
There'd be a push to form prayer groups - searchin' to get saved
They'd pack the churches and close bars
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
And stand around in line
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Cram the pews like dance halls
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
You'd wonder where they'd been
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Although it ain't happened
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Get on your knees and pray
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Everybody's goin' searchin' - search and you'll get saved
You know this planet's a balloon
It's gonna break real soon
The time is now to search for
Your next place to move
We'll all be goin' to somewhere
There's just two places to stay
Tell the preacher you're searchin' - searchin' to get saved
Get on your knees 'cause God made
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Specific promises
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Said that those who really want Me
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Are gonna seek My face
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
With all of their hearts now
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
They'll find-a Me that day
(Seek and find now's the time to get saved)
Everybody's goin' searchin' - search and you'll get saved
LEAD
Everybody's goin' searchin' - search and you'll get saved
Everybody's goin' searchin' - search and you'll get saved
Everybody's goin' searchin' - search and you'll get saved
Everybody's goin' searchin' - search and you'll get saved

Deuteronomy 4:29
But if from there you seek the LORD your God, you will find him if you look for him with all your heart and with all your soul