Xerxes’ Song

J. Jackson

I miss my spiffy queen -- do you know who I mean?
This specific queen -- rebuffed me as her king
We signed a law evictin' her -- ‘cause that's the Media-Persia way
I need to date some ladies -- my former missus can't be queen
You know she wouldn't answer -- she ruined a banquet of mine
If all the rest of them dudes' wives had ever heard this
Boy, I bet they'd start to act less feminine

Yes, I seek a queen -- ‘cause the old one defied me
This insipid queen -- it cost her everything
This lady, Queen Vashti -- would not receive commands
You know that I told her -- "Now you can pound sand"
The queen was lookin' pretty -- but I can't let that slide
Now I'm just a sad dude with a million girlfriends
I'm a big important guy with wounded pride

You know, they brought me Esther
She proved better, oh my
Than the rest of them blue-blooded, fancy-haired chicks
All of Media-Persia now must get in line
Heyyyy, yes, I've picked a queen

Trivia about the song Xerxes’ Song by Apologetix

When was the song “Xerxes’ Song” released by Apologetix?
The song Xerxes’ Song was released in 2019, on the album “Prehysterical”.
Who composed the song “Xerxes’ Song” by Apologetix?
The song “Xerxes’ Song” by Apologetix was composed by J. Jackson.

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