Martin Kemp Welch Five-A-Side Football Rules!
I still see every schoolboy crush
As a missed opportunity
I wanna turn up at their houses
See if they remember me
Monday morning, double maths
Me at the front, you at the back
Martin Kemp Welch
Five a side football rules
That's all I learned in school
Some portraits drawn in charcoal and chalk
A wavy line where I tried to talk
I used to dream of walking you home from school
Seeing the posters on your bedroom wall
Martin Kemp Welch
Five a side football rules
That's all I learned in school
Martin Kemp Welch
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