Come and Join the Fun

Come and join the fun
There's room for everyone
There's no need to feel strange
In here we're all deranged

Schizoids, psychics, manics, we can take the lot
If you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?
Schizoids, psychics, manics, we can take the lot
If you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?

Come and join our ward
We'll give you cell and board
We can change you into what you ought to be
'Til we're sure you're normal we won't set you free
If you want to leave - we'rе sorry, it's too late
We may change you into somеone that you hate

Come and join the fun
There's room for everyone
If your brain is blocked
We'll give you electric shocks

Schizoids, psychics, manics, we can take the lot
If you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?
Schizoids, psychics, manics, we can take the lot
If you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?

Free pills by the ton
Will make your brain go numb
Lithium carbonate and Hyperperidol
Make you impotent while cleansing out your skull
If you want to leave - we're sorry, it's too late
We may change you into someone that you hate

We may change you
Don't try
Just give in, don't try
We must change you
Just give in, don't try
Don't resist, just give in, don't try
We have got your best interests at heart

Interests, your best interests, your best interests

Come and join the fun
There's room for everyone
Don't feel all alone
This could be your home
Don't feel all alone
This could be your home

Welcome home!