Too Fat Polka

Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away
Now here is what you say, so sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon
Here's the words, that's all you need, 'cause I just sang the tune

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat, she's too fat
She's too fat for me

I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

(Can she prance up a hill?)(ha-ha, ha-ha)
No, no, no, no, no
(Can she dance a quadrille?)
No, no, no, no, no
(Does she fit in your coupe?)
By herself, she's a group
(Could she possibly sit upon your knee?)
No, no, no

We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
And she's too fat for me
But she's just right for me

We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
Yeah, she's too fat, much too fat
But she's just right for me

She's so charming
And she's so winning
But it's alarming
When she goes in swimming

We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me (ha)
She's too fat for me
But she's just right for me

So I sure want her, you can't have her
She's just right for me
(But she's too fat) she's not too fat
She's just right for me (ha-ha)

She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me (ha-ha)
She's too fat for me

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat, much too fat
She's too fat for me, hey