Fuck Your Ringtone Dog

Asher Roth

[Intro]
Wreckineyez! Boyder!
Yo, Brain Bang
You better recognize

[Verse]
All this shit about titties just isn't enough
I need to speak on something witty, or some shit with some substance
I sit at home thinking 'bout how I would run things
But when it comes to rapping I just wanna give up
I'm frustrated as fuck, I wanna make 'em go nuts
I wanna say something silly, when I say it they bug
Then rewinding back, a million ain't even enough
They need to listen while they pissing or they eating they lunch
I've been eating a bunch, I've been eating at brunch
Four Seasons with a Stephen telling me that I'm done
Cause I drink to much, and I smoke too much
And only wrote one song in the last twelve months
I'm like, "What? Yo, that shit ain't true"
Then I use an excuse about my planets aren't aligned with my moon
I just need a little time to rectify my mood
Honestly it's the vibes from the side of the room
Well, it's kind of the truth
I try to be loose and let it ride when I slide in the booth
But it's all bullshit, they only need one song
That their boss calls a hit, cause the kids sing along (Tell me what you want)
So I'm with Q-Tip at the Vevo launch sayin'
"This is some shit, where did we go wrong?"
Fuck your ringtones, dog, put it on vibrate
I was fine till your phone played Black Eyed Peas (I got a feelin')
I was high off my in-store best by date
I was fired from Best Buy 2-thou-8
What's that say about me? I was sellin' CDs
Now I'm sellin' CDs, I'm a stellar emcee
I've developed a freak type fetish with a beat
History rewriting whenever I speak
Wherever I be, I'm there with my team
HBTV, Brain Bang, Hypebeast
And we still down with sorority games
Now a days it just seems my priorities changed
Life's more to me man, more important than fame
I can't afford being 40 and just pouring a drink
Talking 'bout how I would've been, or should've been big
Now I'm on the front porch and I'm smoking a cig
Talking to a girl around the age of 18
Like I was your age, I was living the dream
I had seven girlfriends with Brazilian butts
And a house, and a whip, and a million bucks
But now I'm a drunk, dumb looking for fun
How I wish I didn't love college so much (I love college)
Now I wish I would've put knowledge above
Everything else except God, shit, and love
So good thing I realized this before
I'm a poor 24 with a date in court
For my third divorce and my child support
That's remained unpaid since I went on tour
Now I'm sure all I need in this world is free
Except tickets to the Knicks and an eighth of weed

Trivia about the song Fuck Your Ringtone Dog by Asher Roth

When was the song “Fuck Your Ringtone Dog” released by Asher Roth?
The song Fuck Your Ringtone Dog was released in 2010, on the album “Seared Foie Gras with Quince and Cranberry”.

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