Vanish
Hopped in the getaway, left Santa Monica
Dan Monick in the back with binoculars
Ant's on the driver's side, I ride shotgun
Looking at the rearview
I think somebody's following
Helicopters clockin' the wrong clockers
I just dropped my kids off at soccer
It's gotta be awkward to walk and talk
With the defiant posture of a giant toddler
Hey, doctor, write me a script
So I can pop the top off
And light me a spliff
Watch a documentary that I'll likely forget
Let's stop pretending we got some type
Of life outside of this
Gonna be okay, little homiе
A hero ain't nothing but a hoagie
Don't evеr let 'em put the baloney
Up in your bowl of macaroni
Push the button and put the
Dolby in your Sony
Is it live or is it Memorex?
I'm tryna live my best life
Check to check to check
Never met a pessimist that plays chess
We breaking our necks trying to
Make it look effortless
And all I wanted was a Pepsi challenge
Staring at your screen like
You're checkin' your balance
Like you finally figured out how
To fight those fascists
Turned off the headlights
The whole world vanished
That's why, you know what my favorite
Disaster would be? And Jesus
I pray for one of these
An asteroid, a big fucking asteroid
And I mean big
Never mind this shit that destroyed the barn
I'm talking about a big hunk of
Rock the size of Minnesota
A flaming asteroid the size of Minnesota
Screaming through the atmosphere and
Smashing right into hey, Minnesota