Head (She’s Just A…)

I went down to the carnival in Newtown square
It said twenty-five cents for a sight that's rare
I gave up the dough for the freak-show
She had a beautiful face, but a body? No!

Beautiful face, she don't take up much space
She's just a head

I can't walk very far
I can't drive a car
I'm just a head

She can't not really dance
And I can't get in her pants
Because heads don't wear pants

I have no room for a heart
I have no bottom to fart
I'm just a head

He overwhelmed me with charm
So I went under his arm
We went all over the place
Though I'm not much more than a face
Everything's fine
Except I'm lacking a spine
When his friends call
I get to play ball