Day of the Dead (Kid's version)

I was just a tourist the first
Time I went to Mexico
I was a stranger, in danger
In a world unknown a clap of thunder and the
Ground around me did explode
And the skeletons in dozens come
Out from that hole

Why? No lie! It was the Day of the Dead!
Did you hear what I just said? Oh oh ohh
I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead!
I tried not to lose my head oh oh ohh
Way down in Mexico
The place was jumping with carribas
Swaying to and fro an evil skeleton made off
With my beef burrito
They opened the pinata and a swarm
Of guts went up my nose
I lost all bowel control and knew
That it was time to go

Why? No lie! It was the Day of the Dead!
Did you hear what I just said? Oh oh ohh
I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead!
I tried not to lose my head oh oh ohh
Way down in Mexico

The locals tell me not to fear
It happens at least once a year
When hell is full the dead
Will walk the Earth and
Apparently they come up here for the beer!

Why? No lie! It was the Day of the Dead!
Did you hear what I just said? Oh oh ohh
I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead!
I tried not to lose my head oh oh ohh
Way down in Mexico dia de los muertos
El calacas vio oh oh ohh
Y el gringo se asusto dia de Los Muertos
El cabron se arrugo oh oh ohh
Aqui en Mexico

Corre carajo que los muertos
Estan en la calle!