Publicity Stunts

Publicity stunts
Australian hall of fame
Publicity stunts
For their own personal gain

This mystery band
And Pierre and Jay Callahan
They both did it
And look at them now

The public reads about it
In local media
And eat it up
Like thawed out pizza

And recycle it back into their own words
And put it in their zines
And on social media

People love conflict
People love arguments
People hate melodies
People hate harmonies

Bottle this all up
It couldn't be easier
And spread the word
On your social mеdia