Art Fag
Seth Putnam, Paul Kraynak
HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS—HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT—HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS—HE WRITES POETRY
HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK—UNDER HIS MUSTACHE
HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT—HE DYES IT JET BLACK
WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN—JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH—BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG—HE'S GOT A MUST-
(scream)