Dead, Gay, and Dropped

Shannon Hoon, you're dead
Kurt Cobain, you're dead
Jerry Garcia, you're dead
Elton John, you're gay
Joe Bonni, you're gay
Jim J. Bullock, you're gay
Bolt Thrower, you're dropped
Suffocation, you're dropped
Napalm Death, you're dropped

You're deader than Sharon Tate and her baby
You've swallowed more cum than Rod stewart
You've sold less records than old lady drivers
You're dead, you're gay, you're dropped

Pedro Zamora, you're dead
Freddie Mercury, you're dead
Mr. Jessup, you're dead
Michael Stipe, you're gay
Quentin Crisp, you're gay
Fred Schneider, you're gay
Sacred Reich, you're dropped
Cathedral, you're dropped
Immolation, you're dropped

You're deader than Rock Hudson and Liberace
You've swallowed more cum than Truman Capote
You've sold less records than Candiria and Dead World
You're dead, you're gay, you're dropped