Hebosaurus

You're such a fucking hebe
You're always freebasing pennies
You went to a plastic surgeon
And got your nose enlarged

You've got a tattoo of a penny—you're a hebosaurus
Your uncle's Murray Lender—you're a hebosaurus
You know all the words to Yentl—you're a hebosaurus
Your breath smells like a bagel—you're a hebosaurus

You have a yarmulke welded on your head
You've tried to shoot up money
You beat off inside of banks
I want to stuff you in an oven

You've got a tattoo of a dreidel—you're a hebosaurus
You idolize Gene Simmons—you're a hebosaurus
You think Scott Ian's cool—you're a hebosaurus
Your breath smells like matzo balls—you're a fucking hebosaurus