I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

YOUR DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING ITS BROKEN LEG
YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU
AND THEN I RAN IT OVER

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YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD
MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD
YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD
MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD

I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS
I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU

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