Woody's Plot

In the bar you smiled and said
The film you watched and paid
Was fucking shite and I told you so
The actors were great but the story though

I wish you saw what I saw that day
Some story about a boy and bird always
The same plot with that replica
"Oh baby let's fly to America"

May we never fall in love
I despise all the doves
They'll shite on all we got

May we never fall in love
I despise all the doves
They'll shite on all we got

Don't want use to be some teabag
'Cause I know it's gonna be a drag
The first few times gonna be nice
But the taste wears off and it's just like rice

Woody's got his thing here's how it goes
She scorns the rendez-vous for three hours
Then Paris in light
Some Turkish delights
He's being polite
Here's to a knight's night

May we never fall in love
I despise all the doves
They'll shite on all we got

May we never fall in love
I despise all the doves
They'll shite on all we got