Spit To See The Shine

Grandma's patch stole a hen party chicken
Scratch see how your garden grows
Get a thread and amend us both please
This I know
Grandma's girl is coming down to steal violets from
Your crown and glue them to her wrist

You have to spit to see the shine

Grandma's girl is coming down to steal violets from
Your crown and glue them to her wrist
Hey Jack Cath-o-lick black
Stab 'em in the back-jack
You're so serious

You have to spit to see the shine

You're a writer - you better write quick
'Cause your paper's on fire

You have to spit to see the shine

Take a lathe and scrape all the glitter off
My blue glitter angel