Here Comes The Major

Let me tell you about them women I've seen
Drinking whisky and consuming gin
They don't know right from wrong

They just feel very strong
I said!

Those evil women, yeah (x 4)

Now they get themselves a home
They can even dig up a bone
They don't know how the major feels
He's been round very ill
I said!

Those evil women, yeah! (x 4)

Here comes the major!

Pick up your heart, throw it away
If you feel loved, you just won't stay
Shake up your hands and give them away
Those evil women, they just won't stay
I said!

Let me tell you about them women I've seen
Drinking whisky and consuming gin
They don't know right from wrong
They just feel very strong
I said
Those evil women, yeah! (x 5)

Here comes the major!