Return of the Batty Man

[Chorus]
This is the return of the Batty Man
And no I don't mean an insane man
I mean myself, I'm the Batty Man
What can a Batty Man do?

[Verse]
More of a hero than I am a villain
As Thicc was caught killin'
A chance of joke EPs taking off
So I killed him and developed a cough
That cough made me cough a lot
As coughs are supposed to do
So then I made the dead Thicc eat a poo
It was good revenge for making me develop a cough
And away from Thicc's lair I had a Batty Man blastoff
That'll teach him for making me feel bad
And then I coughed up phlegm which made me mad
Then I saw I had no cough medicine and became sad
So then to find some I asked my dad
But he had no cough medicine
So I started coughing to death
And woke up in the Batty Man afterlife where there was a casino to bet

[Chorus]
This is the return of the Batty Man
And no I don't mean an insane man
I mean myself, I'm the Batty Man
What can a Batty Man do?