TAKE OFF

[Intro]
Hello and welcome to this lit ass flight
Federal law requires compliance with all signs, placards
And crew member instructions
Including my instructions
To fasten your seatbelt
Put the damn buckle inside the other buckle
You probably do this everyday in your vehicle
It's no different on a place
To tighten it, just pull that strap
Your seatbelt should be laid across your hips

[Pre-Chorus]
Are you ready for takeoff?
We’re about to get airborne, bitch

[Instrumental]
It's time to fuckin' take off, bitch
Bitch

Are you ready for takeoff?
It’s time to fuckin' take off, bitch

We're about to experience some turbulence
Are you ready for takeoff?

[Outro]
Uh, thanks for flying with us on this lovely day
If you'd like to apply for a skymiles card
Please see a flight attendant
Otherwise, have a nice evening